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Friday, June 4, 2010

Yuh iz ah trini wen

1. Yuh say “wuk” instead of work

2. Yuh say “ i neva do dat” instead of I didn’t

3. Yuh say “cyah” instead of can’t

4. Yuh paying same price fuh jewelry but because they say sale yuh buying

5. Yuh dressing up to go on boat ride

6. Yuh must lime and spend out half yuh pay on Fridays

7. Yuh does leave point to go sando to buy a top $5.00 cheaper

8. Yuh go dead if Rattans close down

9. The only people dat would enjoy iwer george hananananananananna song

10. Yuh neva drunk yuh head jus bad

11. Yuh always want to be a big man when yuh grow up

12. Yuh sure yuh cyah dead in mango season.

13. Yuh always want to fight yuh neigbour around election time

14. Yuh think de best condom is rough rider

15. De onliest set a people dat know wat PALANCE means

16. De onliest country where the person in the passenger seat giving hand signals.

17. A flashing light from a driver could mean anything – stop, go , come, police down de road

18. We say fish broff

19. Yuh does leave up your christmas decorations till July

20. Everybody hav indian in dem round divali time jus to get parsaad